Digger (digzmania) wrote,

Aunt Flo decided to make Monday, her day

Aunt Flo showed up this morning, and she is already treating Karen like it's day two. Painful cramps, headache, body aches, and a case of the "pitifuls" that just breaks a person's heart. Even mine.

While I'm happy that this means Aunt Flo won't be tagging along with Karen to NYC two weeks from now, it almost certainly means that she will be back sometime around OCT 23rd.

That means Aunt Flo will still be here, in full force, on the 25th & 26th. The same dates that I have been hoping that Karen would take me to the Ameristar Hotel and shave my head bald for me.

I know that's not Karen's fault. She has no control over when Aunt Flo shows up. But WTF? Why is it that everytime I try to plan and prepare for an opportunity for Karen to finally give me an erotic haircut, and shave my head, something manages to throw a wrench into the gears and derail it all?

I've been trying to get Karen to shave my head for well over 6 years now, and there's always something that gets in the way.

Why is it so hard for me to finally get to have Karen be my sexy Barberette and get my head shaved bald?

I just want to finally be able to experience this intense fantasy and intimate moment with the woman I love and cherish, have her be my Barberette goddess of love for a few months. I want her to finally be able to quit smoking once and for all. And this can help me be a positive influence, insyead of a hinderance, to make that a reality.

I hate that she feels she has to keep smoking just for me.

Just be my barberette one final time, and quit. Is that really so much to ask and hope for?
Tags: aunt flo, barberette, haircut, karen, period, shaved head, smoking, smoking fetish
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