- Tue, 20:08: Q: What kind of sandwich can cook? A: A sandwich that is "Bacon" Lettuce and Tomato
- Tue, 20:21: Q: What did Michael Jackson call his denim store? A: Billie Jeans
- Tue, 20:21: Q: How do billboards talk? A: Sign Language
- Tue, 20:22: Q: What does a dinosaur use to pay bills? A: Tyrannosaurus checks.
- Tue, 20:22: Q: What do you call a ghost poop? A: Boo Boo
- Tue, 20:22: Q: What kind of hair do they sell at iHop? A: Eggstensions
- Tue, 20:23: Q: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? A: He got stuck in a crack.