Digger (digzmania) wrote,
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The way I hear Eddie Money's "Take Me Home Tonight"

'Shave Me Bald Tonight'


I have a hunger. It's a fetish
that tries to keep this man awake at night
Are you my barber? I shouldn't wonder
Now sit me down, act out my fantasy
With all the hormones you're releasing
It isn't safe to have the clippers in our home
Anticipation is running through me
Let's plug 'em in and turn the clippers on

I can feel you breath
I hear the clippers getting closer (Closer)

Shave me bald tonight
I don't want to let you go 'til you shave my head
Shave me bald tonight
Listen, honey, just like Bubbie said
Be my little baldy, oh, ho, oh

I get frightened, that it won't grow back
I get nightmares, I'm losing all my hair
I need some company a sexy' lady barber
To shave my head when I'm growing old

I can feel a breeze
I feel the clippers buzzing faster (Faster)

Shave me bald tonight
I don't want to let you go 'til you shave my head
Shave me bald tonight
Listen, honey , just like Bubbie said
Be my little baldy
Be my little baldy, uh-huh

Just like Bubbie said
I said
Just like Bubbie said
Be my little baldy
Baldy, my darlin', uh, uh, oh, oh, oh

I feel a hunger
It's the fetish

Shave me bald tonight
I don't want to let you go 'til you shave my head
Shave me bald tonight
Listen, honey, just like Bubbie said
Be my little baldy, oh, ho, oh



LMAO!


It has now been 49 months since my sexy Bubbie Barberette last told me that she would shave my head again. Anyone that has seen me lately knows that no such haircut has happened. My hair is now between 22" and 24" long.
Karen hasn't shaved my head since sometime around the end of Summer in 2007.
At this point, I suppose it's just a fantasy. Nothing more.
So, when certain songs (such as this one) come on, I often change the words in my head to feed the long ago memories when that fantasy was an intimate, playful, moment I once shared with the woman I love.

Other songs in this category include:
  • Like a Virgin (Barber) - Madonna
  • Get into the Groove (Chair) - Madonna
  • Venus - Banana Rama
  • Addicted to Love - Robert Palmer
  • Tags: bald, barberette, karen, shaved head
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